Spring Break

Dylan's Spring Break started last Friday, because Deven had a fever Thursday night and I didn't want to get out of bed on time Friday to take Dylan to school. I had many many plans for Spring Break. Lots of McDonald's play yards. Glass factory tour, two museums, (yes the boys were excited about those), lunch with my dad and crafts at home. this is what has really happened.
Friday: Ok boys lets go buy some crafts.
Dylan Stop doing that.
Deven Stop doing that.
Boys if you want to have fun you need to listen.
Boys I am not telling you again, you need to start to behave NOW!
Ok boys time out.
Boys do I need to spank you?
Early bed time.
Stop whining it's not helping you.
Go to bed.
Stop talking and go to sleep.
You WILL not be happy if I have to march up those stairs.
BOYS I AM DONE, GO TO SLEEP!
OK that's it you guys have just canceled all the activities for tomorrow, we will stay at home and do nothing.

Saturday: Ok boys, you lost your privileges, if you behave today then tomorrow we will have some fun!
Dylan Stop doing that.
Deven Stop doing that.
Boys if you want to have fun you need to listen.
Boys I am not telling you again, you need to start to behave NOW!
Ok boys time out.
Boys do I need to spank you?
Early bed time.
Stop whining it's not helping you.
Go to bed.
Stop talking and go to sleep.
You WILL not be happy if I have to march up those stairs.
BOYS I AM DONE, GO TO SLEEP!
OK that's it you guys have just canceled all the activities for tomorrow, we will stay at home and do nothing.

Sunday: Ok boys, you lost your privileges, if you behave today then tomorrow we will have some fun!
Dylan Stop doing that.
Deven Stop doing that.
Boys if you want to have fun you need to listen.
Boys I am not telling you again, you need to start to behave NOW!
Ok boys time out.
Boys do I need to spank you?
Early bed time.
Stop whining it's not helping you.
Go to bed.
Stop talking and go to sleep.
You WILL not be happy if I have to march up those stairs.
BOYS I AM DONE, GO TO SLEEP!
OK that's it you guys have just canceled all the activities for tomorrow, we will stay at home and do nothing.


Monday: Ok boys, you lost your privileges, if you behave today then tomorrow we will have some fun!
Dylan Stop doing that.
Deven Stop doing that.
Boys if you want to have fun you need to listen.
Boys I am not telling you again, you need to start to behave NOW!
Ok boys time out.
Boys do I need to spank you?
Early bed time.
Stop whining it's not helping you.
Go to bed.
Stop talking and go to sleep.
You WILL not be happy if I have to march up those stairs.
BOYS I AM DONE, GO TO SLEEP!
OK that's it you guys have just canceled all the activities for tomorrow, we will stay at home and do nothing.

Tuesday: Ok boys, you lost your privileges, if you behave today then tomorrow we will have some fun!
Dylan Stop doing that.
Deven Stop doing that.
Boys if you want to have fun you need to listen.
Boys I am not telling you again, you need to start to behave NOW!
Ok boys time out.
Boys do I need to spank you?
Early bed time.
Stop whining it's not helping you.
Go to bed.
Stop talking and go to sleep.
You WILL not be happy if I have to march up those stairs.
BOYS I AM DONE, GO TO SLEEP!
OK that's it you guys have just canceled all the activities for tomorrow, we will stay at home and do nothing.

Wednesday: Ok boys, you lost your privileges, if you behave today then tomorrow we will have some fun!
Dylan Stop doing that.
Deven Stop doing that.
Boys if you want to have fun you need to listen.
Boys I am not telling you again, you need to start to behave NOW!
Ok boys time out.
Boys do I need to spank you?
Early bed time.
Stop whining it's not helping you.
Go to bed.
Stop talking and go to sleep.
You WILL not be happy if I have to march up those stairs.
BOYS I AM DONE, GO TO SLEEP!
OK that's it you guys have just canceled all the activities for tomorrow, we will stay at home and do nothing.

See a pattern? Lets see if the rest of the week is any different!
I have yet to have to go up the stairs to tell them to go to sleep. Now that I think about it they have been quiet since the second time I yelled up the stairs to be quiet and made the fake phone call to Dad canceling lunch for tomorrow.... hmm maybe I am a better actress then I thought!!!!